Differences between men and women

Here’s the difference between men and women in my house.

Wife: I didn’t dust your dresser because your laundry was on top. I didn’t move it because I didn’t know what you wanted to do with it. So please move us and dust your dresser.

Men: Honey, I dusted my dresser! All I had to do was wipe it off with the laundry when I moved it.